the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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