I skipped work to stalk him.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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