i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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