Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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