We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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