I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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