I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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