he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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