if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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