so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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