So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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