North Korea, Best Korea!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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