Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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