doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Naked. naked and bneed help.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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