Life is so much better after having sex.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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