Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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