why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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