Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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