I wish life had little blips of pornography
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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