so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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