DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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