I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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