community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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