We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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