is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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