Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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