Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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