she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
