As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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