I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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