Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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