The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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