I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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