let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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