it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
All the doctor said was why
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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