Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
