Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
