Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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