Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I miss vodka workout Fridays
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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