Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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