I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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