So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do vagina's smell?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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