don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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