summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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