is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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