We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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