I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I just gift wrapped bread.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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