i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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