it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
