: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
look no pants
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
