YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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